Wholy Scooters Batman, am I in Taipei?

Taipei is my first stop to the Island of Taiwan. I’ve heard oh so much about it now its time to see first hand what this place has to offer. So I’ll dispense with the gross stuff first so you can continue to eat your dinner and read in peace.

The phrase “sweating your balls off” more takes a literal meaning when it comes to this place. It is freaking hot here, not like “ahhhhh the sun is out and is so hot!” More of an, “It’s quite hazy out but still why are most of my body parts swimming in their own moisture?” The Air is thick and A/C is mandatory in anywhere it’s possible to put it. U may resume eating now

Strolling the streets the smells of this city is what it is famous for, the food. I would love to share all my eating experiences with you but I can’t read Chinese. Therefore I really haven’t been able to order anything. YUMMMM.

Aside from food that I can’t order, all the sights I’ve wanted to see have been seen in one day. So bailing early I’m off to Kauhsiung Via the high speed train. Cuz I’ve been promised food! Don’t lie to me Dustin!

What I am impressed about here is mostly the people. They are very friendly and willing to help. I had been lost a couple of times and stopped to ask for directions, and while one was trying to help me 5 others walking by would stop to help as well. I mean i’m perdy and all, but thats over and beyond.

5 thoughts on “Wholy Scooters Batman, am I in Taipei?

  1. wtf you’re leaving after just a day? where the hell is dustin staying? please grab his ass for me when you see him.

  2. oh yeah.. dont forget to eat stinky tofu. ann will bite your head off if you dont try it in her home town.

  3. Damn Bro, where’d you take pic #5 from? Night skydiving “sounds” cool… but I didn’t think you had the sweaty balls for it! Anyways, I’m back and managed to make it from the airport to your place… uh, or Becca’s place then to Mom’s without crashing your car. 1 day down, 34 more to go. Cross your fingers, hold your breath or eat some stinky tofu… whatever you do, you ain’t keepin’ your roadstar. Rock on Bro.

  4. Don’t listen to him. He’s being a pest, as always. Jayden keeps asking about you and asking where China is. Hahaha. Miss you Lukie!

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