Whats that smell?

So some may wonder “What is a day in the life of a bum like?”. It’s a good question…. So let me clarify how it differs so little from a “normal” persons life. I just want you to have all the facts. Why? Because bums are people too …. Dirty people …. But people…

You wake up and probably shower, on special occasions I shower too. You go to your closet pick out your clothes and get dressed. I smell my clothes I’m currently wearing, and have been wearing for the last two days, and decide if I can continue wearing it. You have your breakfast and get into your car. I too have breakfast and get back into the car I may or may not have been just sleeping in. You drive to work to earn money. I drive to somewhere to earn …. Life knowledge? You have lunch, I have lunch. You come home and relax and have dinner. I park, get out my camping stove and as well cook dinner. You again maybe have a shower. I stand and wonder why I can smell my own bum and think, “I probably should have a shower.” You settle into bed. If I’m staying in one place more than a night, I set up a tent to call a bed, if not I crawl back into the car, which I then call a bed.

See I’m not so different than you. I may have a bed, stove, fridge, and all my belongings in a car. When I sit down to go to the toilet I may have to check there is no frog in/on it. I may have to fight with flies and watch geckos while eating my dinner. But all in all, my poo still smells, just like yours.

Now you know.

4 thoughts on “Whats that smell?

  1. That last one was Dustin. I just want to say that I miss being on the road!! Sounds like you’re embracing it, glad you’re having fun 🙂

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