So some may wonder “What is a day in the life of a bum like?”. It’s a good question…. So let me clarify how it differs so little from a “normal” persons life. I just want you to have all the facts. Why? Because bums are people too …. Dirty people …. But people…
You wake up and probably shower, on special occasions I shower too. You go to your closet pick out your clothes and get dressed. I smell my clothes I’m currently wearing, and have been wearing for the last two days, and decide if I can continue wearing it. You have your breakfast and get into your car. I too have breakfast and get back into the car I may or may not have been just sleeping in. You drive to work to earn money. I drive to somewhere to earn …. Life knowledge? You have lunch, I have lunch. You come home and relax and have dinner. I park, get out my camping stove and as well cook dinner. You again maybe have a shower. I stand and wonder why I can smell my own bum and think, “I probably should have a shower.” You settle into bed. If I’m staying in one place more than a night, I set up a tent to call a bed, if not I crawl back into the car, which I then call a bed.
See I’m not so different than you. I may have a bed, stove, fridge, and all my belongings in a car. When I sit down to go to the toilet I may have to check there is no frog in/on it. I may have to fight with flies and watch geckos while eating my dinner. But all in all, my poo still smells, just like yours.
Now you know.
just think of the smell when you get back into the water, smelly wetsuits and hot cars. The smell of freedom and living the dream?
You’re disgusting…
That last one was Dustin. I just want to say that I miss being on the road!! Sounds like you’re embracing it, glad you’re having fun 🙂
Aw froggie