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So I suppose your wondering how I’m coping with turning thirty….. Well I can’t go a night without having to get up to pee, I wake up at 6am, I still enjoy my naps, and my gray hairs are plentiful.

On the day itself I was treated to a skydive. Throw yourself off a plane, if you survive hopefully you had fun, if you die, well your old anyways. Surprisingly it wasn’t quite the thrill I had expected. Don’t get me wrong it was nice, but I wouldn’t shell out the cash to do it again.

Things that pop into your head while your hurtling down toward the earth are surprising too. What would you think? OMG I’m gonna die! The ground is coming up so quick! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Nope, you think things like: Hrmmm my mouth is dry. My eyes are watering. Is this what a dog feels like sticking his head out the window?

So to feel young again, one must go back to what one always will enjoy….. Animals and Fish. Who’s a kid again??

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